Club Maniac is the members club for condiment obsessives. Follow the instructions to set up your subscription.
Step 1
Scroll down, select your size and click 'add to basket'
How are we going to do that?
Favour non-traditional distribution that puts the customer first.
Translation: Selling online so we don’t have to give supermarket X all your money (which would mean that we had to make less good stuff to save on costs).
How are we going to do that?
Become the conduit for condiment fans around the world.
Translation: Being the place that condiment obsessives like us can hang out and get ideas.
We vow to earn condiments the respect they deserve by revolutionising the market.
Club Maniac - Members Club & Subscription
Description
Club Maniac is a members club and subscription box designed for fellow Condimaniacs. Aka people that love condiments and experimenting with food.
For your membership you receive a quarterly box as well as other benefits like free UK shipping over £10 (explained below), voting rights on new products, early access to limited drops and introduction to a community of likeminded condiment enthusiasts.
Every first order will receive the initiation box and this will be sent within three working days of your subscribing. You then fall into the set quarterly schedule outlined below.
This initiation box contains:
- Our flagship condiments: Smokey Dragon Hot Sauce, The Good Bagel seasoning and Maple Candied Jalapeños.
- Club Maniac T-Shirt in the size of your choice
- Club Maniac members badge (metal or acrylic depending on stock levels)
- Club Maniac sticker
- Membership card
- Members contract in wax-sealed envelope
- Recipe card
- 3 free Tracked 48 shipping vouchers valid for UK orders over £10 (these expire just before your next box arrives)
- Access to our Club Maniac Discord server, where you can vote on new releases and chat to other Condimaniacs
After that you will receive subsequent boxes according to our set schedule. These are charged 1st Feb, 1st May, 1st August, 1st November and your second order will fall into the next slot. So for example if you subscribe on April 2nd, you'll get your initiation box within 3-5 days and your next box will be charged on May 1st. Then you'll get a new box every three months. There is a cutoff of 10 days before every new billing period, so for example if you sign up on/after April 21st, you get the initiation box, but then your next box is shipped from August 1st.
These boxes will contain:
- Two new in-development products
- One regular favourite
- An additional fourth item like an ingredient sample
- A collectable item
- A recipe card
- 3 free Tracked 48 shipping vouchers (Can be applied on UK orders over £10. Expire after three months in time for your next box that will also contain three vouchers)
For full terms and conditions please visit our policies here.
Club Maniac subscriptions are excluded from all discount codes.
Want to gift Club Maniac to someone? Check our our gift subscription.
Our central tenets
Whatever we do, we always come back to these ways of thinking.
We're a Club
Club Maniac is a collective of condiment enthusiasts that are the lifeblood of our movement. They have input on products, get first dibs on new releases and lots more.
Check out Club Maniac
Well, we've always been obsessed with condiments for as long as we can remember. We're Kier and Jen, a couple born in London’s music industry: Kier as a singer in Fearless Vampire Killers and Jen who started developing her digital marketing career within labels and agencies.
We accidentally started this business after getting a little pissed at a BBQ. Now we have staff and it's got a bit out of hand.
As they say... a true hero doesn't choose their destiny. It chooses them.
Well, we've always been obsessed with condiments for as long as we can remember. We're Kier and Jen, a couple born in London’s music industry: Kier as a singer in Fearless Vampire Killers and Jen who started developing her digital marketing career within labels and agencies.
We accidentally started this business after getting a little pissed at a BBQ. Now we have staff and it's got a bit out of hand.
As they say... a true hero doesn't choose their destiny. It chooses them.
Our nightmare