Condiments are the underdogs of the food world.
And yet, imagine...
We vow to earn condiments the respect they deserve by revolutionsing the market.
How are we going to do that?
Create products that are innovative and donāt compromise on quality.
Translation: Make genuinely good shit that they donāt sell in the supermarket.
How are we going to do that?
Favour non-traditional distribution that puts the customer first.
Translation: Selling online so we donāt have to give supermarket X all your money (which would mean that we had to make less good stuff to save on costs).
How are we going to do that?
Become the conduit for condiment fans around the world.
Translation: Being the place that condiment obsessives like us can hang out and get ideas.
Our central tenets
Whatever we do, we always come back to these ways of thinking.
We're a Club
Club Maniac is a collective of condiment enthusiasts that are the lifeblood of our movement. They have input on products, get first dibs on new releases and lots more.
Check out Club Maniac
Well, we've always been obsessed with condiments for as long as we can remember. We're Kier and Jen, a couple born in Londonās music industry: Kier as a singer inĀ Fearless Vampire KillersĀ and Jen who started developing her digital marketing career within labels and agencies.
We accidentally started this business after getting a little pissed at a BBQ. Now we have staff and it's got a bit out of hand.
As they say... a true hero doesn't choose their destiny. It chooses them.
Well, we've always been obsessed with condiments for as long as we can remember. We're Kier and Jen, a couple born in Londonās music industry: Kier as a singer inĀ Fearless Vampire KillersĀ and Jen who started developing her digital marketing career within labels and agencies.
We accidentally started this business after getting a little pissed at a BBQ. Now we have staff and it's got a bit out of hand.
As they say... a true hero doesn't choose their destiny. It chooses them.
Our nightmare