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The members club for condiment obsessives
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Club Maniac is an underground collective of condiment lovers. We believe that condiments shouldn't just be the side dish, but the main event.
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WE LIVE BY THE
10 CONDIMANDMENTS
I
You are a Condimaniac. Thou shalt not have bland meals before you.
II
Thou shalt not make unto thee any gravy that's too thin.
III
Keep the fridge well stocked.
IV
Honour thy sauces and thy seasonings.
V
Thou shalt not spill.
VI
Thou shalt not adulterate thy dishes.
VII
Thou shalt not steal: Other peoples' pickles.
VIII
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy favourite brand.
IX
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's collection.
X
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's recipes.
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